About pants

I'm not much for fashion, in case you hadn't noticed, although I do make an effort to dress with a certain style. In fact, I so hate to shop, that my number one million dollar idea is a drive-through men's clothing store (would you like ties with that?)

But I must admit to everyone that changing my pants put me over the top.

I don't mean just putting on fresh trousers in the morning. I mean, I made a deliberate decision a while ago to stow my classic Levi's 501s in the bottom drawer indefinitely, in favour of the more comfortable, practical, and long-lasting... cargo pants. They're magic.

You can carry around a wallet, a pocket full of change, a swiss army knife, a cell phone, a map of Ontario, a guitar cable, a passport, a set of keys, three CDs, a toothbrush and a bottle of water.

I just want you to know that cargo pants are really working out well for me.