What God Said

The trouble with the word of God is that someone is always coming along and messing up the letters, so that the message becomes hard to read, and often harder to understand.

The words on the sign in the photograph might be translated "Bunnies don't lay eggs" or possibly, "You forgot to send your Mom a lily," or even "Give thanks for the weekend off, at least, whatever you may or may not believe about Easter."

Whatever the meaning, it's obviously important, since the words "I meant it" are clear. As for authorship: the signature is unmistakable. And who but God would sign something in God's name?